Post in 15 Min

Alright, long day so I’ve got 15 minutes to write this post! Detailed description of today.


I need more time!!!!!

So my alarm that wakes me up when I’m the most awake (it’s an app called Sleep Cycle; I love it) woke me up at 6:37am today. I got dressed for work and laid around a bit. I tried to eat breakfast but wasn’t feeling too well.

I left for work at 9:28am. When I clocked in at 9:50 I learned instead of serving I was gonna be hosting and acting as bus boy (or rather, bus girl) for the day. Bummer. I spent most of my time wrapping silverware because I had nothing else to do.

I had a few interesting encounters. So there’s this fellow I quite like who I was working with. Let’s call him 3, because of reasons. His brother, a heavyset dude who is just scary in general, let’s call him Larry because I don’t know.

So I was talking to 3 about random restaurant stuff and Larry came up and was like “What did you just say???” He had thought that 3 said, “You’re not the only one who looks good in a thong.” So crazy.

And this other dude, let’s call him JD, cause random names ftw, said this exact phrase, “We should hang out sometime, well, if you’re allowed. When do you turn 18?” Exactly like that. Fortunately 3 saved me at that point and we went to sort out money.

Four minutes!!!

I ate food with 3 and my dad, then I went to church and that was pretty much my day. Mostly wrapping silverware and cleaning tables.

Okay, byee!!

(Two minutes to spare, yay me!!!)

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I’m Easily Amused | Old People and Irony

Hey y’all! Wow, I’ve been gone for like two weeks. Sorry about that. I had some real-life stuff going on. Anyway,this post is gonna be pretty off topic but that’s okay because it’s my blog. Shall we?

So, as you all know, there’s a stereotype against teens. According to this stereotype, we’re constantly on our phones and thus don’t have actual conversations with people. Well, I had a role reversal the other day. Which, being easily amused, I found it pretty ironic. Hopefully I’m not the only one. 

Last week I had a lovely conversation with an elderly lady but I never caught her name. So this week when I saw her I said hey and asked her name. After we had exchanged names and pleasantries I remarked on the lovely beach weather (it was freezing). We both chuckled and then the conversation died. 

She was too busy on her phone to talk to me. Even after my brilliant and charismatically charming entrance, her phone was more interesting. Which is of course absurd and she’s obviously just escaped from a mental institution… okay, maybe not. But anyway, it’s pretty ironic. The elder too busy on a phone to talk to a teen. 

Is the stereotype true for y’all? Or have you had someone ignore you because they were on their phone? Share your stories in the comments below! Also, should I make another post about old people and phones?

Peace out! ✌🏻️

IDK… Oh Wait, I Do

Yo wassup y’all? I was considering making the title all acronyms. IDK… NVM IK. Awesome, right?

So, I was gonna do a post about how I have no clue what I’m doing. I don’t know where I’m going with this blog. I don’t know what I want to do. And I’m probably just gonna start a new blog when I figure it out and just curate this one for now.

Then I saw a post about the zombie apocalype and it all changed. I know what I want to do with this blog. It’s in the name. What’s in a name? SO MUCH. The original intent of this blog was to be a place to write about making my dreams happen. But this blog is my dream. So like what do I write?

Back to the zombie apocalypse (which by the way I’m going to make a post much like it). It made me realize what I really want to do with this blog is just DREAM. Or more like DAY DREAM. What would happen if? Like my mock vacation post. Kinda like that. But better. More like story form. It’s gonna be awesome.

So. I’m going on an adventure. Who’s coming with me?

The Myth of New Years


New year, new you. False. You’re still you. You don’t  magically change from 11:59 pm on December 31st to 12:00 am on January 1st. But of course, you already knew that. We like to think of New Years as a time to start over, as something, well, new. It’s in the name, after all.

However, you can start over or begin something new any junking time. Literally. We have 12 New Months throughout the year, about 365 New Days, etc. So why do we never make New Month resolutions? Why should the New Year get all the attention?

That being said, my New Year resolution is to accomplish something in 2016.

What New Year resolutions are you making? And how are you celebrating? Let me know in the comments!

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